They say you never stop learning, and after this weekend home with my family, I'd say that is true.
The things I've learned over Easter Weekend:
10. Sneezing with a mouth full of cottage cheese will propel it far enough to touch 8 people sitting at a table.
9. Ducks can be spanked.
8. It is possible to get 10 people, 4 dogs, 2 ducks, and one Easter Bunny in one house for a weekend.
7. We are loud.
6. The Easter Bunny is like Santa Clause, he sees you when you sleep and makes sure you are good before bringing you candy.
5. Baby ducks don't bite, but they do poop...a lot.
4. There are more slug bugs in Wichita than in Burlington. It's easy to get out of practice.
3. Belonging to a wine club is definitely the way to go. If you can't afford to join a wine club, make sure your brother does so he can bring home the wine.
2. In order to hold a fish, insert thumb into mouth, squeeze the rest of the fingers around it and hold up.
1. There's nothing like a weekend at home with the entire family...we are fun people. (I've known that one!)
2 comments:
LOVE it!! Miss you guys!! Mac and Mom and Kyle are here at my house. There has been no spitting of cottage cheese, however...:o)
Ha! That was Bryson at the pizza place we went to. He put a large bite of cottage cheese in his mouth and then sneezed. It was everywhere! Hope you guys had a great holiday :)
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