Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Boobies

Yep.  You read that title right.  This post is about boobies.

My three-year-old's obsession with boobies.

I'm not exactly sure what caused the normal, toddler interest in my nursing Katerina (over A YEAR AGO) to balloon into non-stop booby-talk.

But within the last couple weeks each one of these statements have exited her mouth in her loudest toddler voice.

She asks me "why do you have big boobies mommy?  So you can feed Kit Kat?  I don't have big boobies."

She asks grandma "Why do you have big boobies?"

She stares in a very creepy way at our cousin while she nurses her baby.

And the best one so far, she told to daddy on the way to daycare today "I can't go to school yet because I don't have big boobies."

So if you see us out and about and stop to say hi she may ask you why you have big boobies (if your a girl) or why you don't have big boobies (boy), or tell you she doesn't have big boobies, or even just say boobies.

I'll be red-faced and trying to hide.